Waponiwu 7 Posted February 14, 2015 There once was a brute named Amarth Whose breath could make black dragons barf He drank his foes’ blood A riverine flood, His teeth red-splashed piles of a wharf 1 Share this post Link to post
Waponiwu 7 Posted February 14, 2015 Mildred was a good girl Had to run away Stretch stout legs Swing dread hammer Under light of day Mountain home unmolested Ma and pa uncollected Comfort, health Name, wealth None could make her stay 1 Share this post Link to post
Waponiwu 7 Posted February 14, 2015 Empty soul, astral shell Throne of misery Statuary grand and vacant Ghastly gallery Born of dragon, Bartho Shett flew To hall of deathly shame Home and hearth, long-forgotten Mended riven plane Share this post Link to post
Waponiwu 7 Posted February 14, 2015 Richard, harsh demanding fellow Hand and foot of gleaming yellow Every time he stubbed his toe The tears and then the prayers would flow Bahamut this, Glynnishmoor that! Glynnishmoor, Glynnishmoor, did you know that I'm from Glynnishmoor? Stubbed his toe, so much pain! Ached like burning ember Bahamut was there, once again To nurse his throbbing member Getting killed is a mere setback When the god of justice picks up the slack! Share this post Link to post
Waponiwu 7 Posted February 14, 2015 A straighter man did ne'er e'er surf naked on a bear Salty sea-foam foaming as the wind blew back his pubic hair None of us should give a thought to the day of our dyin' A'long as we from time to time live balls out like Ell Ryan Share this post Link to post