HANDY RHYMES FOR MOVIE TIMES:

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if my glasses show flashes,

then my eyes are a'lacking

if zeros and ones,

then I am a'hacking

 

 

MOVIE HAIKUS:

 

Do they shoot the dog?

Hey, are they going to kill that dog?

I'll walk out. I swear.

 

10,000 men fire,

yet in a rain of bullets

only mine will hit.

 

I ate my fingers.

And I'm terrible at math.

haikus are a gamble.