Full English Breakfast (2014)

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This film, I can't even begin to tell you about it, it's bat-shit crazy. Despite the cover boasting a review that says "A British Scarface", the only way that review could have possibly said that is if it said "They were clearly trying to make 'A British Scarface' but failed miserabley."

 

In fact, I'll ask you this question which might whet your appetite. Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Cockney Gangsters and Al Qaeda? Well, here's your answer... we lose, as a society.

 

The movie stars British "Celebrity Gangster" (yes, that's how he markets himself), Dave Courntney as 'Dave Bishop', the man who owns the ecstacy trade in London, until Al Qaeda try taking what he built!

 

This movie has it all, an leading man who literally cannot act, a director who was doing NHS Documentaries, sound that isn't synced correctly, really bad ADR, unnecessary sound effects and a story that makes you think "When did I take LSD?"

 

This is the kind of movie that would make Jason freak the fuck out

 

And here's the trailer: