As short and as sweet as.....

[Benicio Del Bore-O 132]

As short and as sweet as a glazed toddler

 

As Short and as Sweet as Martin and Matthew, both of whom are real gems

 

As short and as sweet as a petty irony of some sort- let's just use

'As short and as as sweet as divorce proceedings'

as a placeholder for now, and maybe I can think of something actualy good later on, after I get through this living hell and figure out a fair joint custody arrangement that won't make me a goddamn stranger to my daughters

 

As short and as sweet as my schlong....... which I can confirm is either both or neither, who wants to meet me in the alley?!?

 

As short and as sweet as a gummi bear- WITHOUT claws, or teeth, or a gun, or anything that's going to ruin this catchphrase, like if it suddenly enlarged into a real bear and killed James Adomian before shrinking back down, and we all had to wrap our minds around that shit and try to go on with the show and it's one of the clear-flavored ones so nobody wanted it

 

As short and as sweet as wheat in a shart

 

As short and as sweet as my time as a volunteer writer for a podcast