I must be an artisanal masturbator because all of these stains were lovingly hand-crafted.

[Shampoodler 1489]

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[Pure Guava 325]

if this doesn't make the show we must protest

[Benicio Del Bore-O 132]

Not to be a Negative Nelly, but straight-ahead funny stuff like this doesn't make it any more often than 'lol random' anti-comedy does.