The good news is you've all been cloned from the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. The bad news is he had what's known as a micropenis.

[Shampoodler 1489]

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[Bronson Magnifico 83]

Like tossing Boba Fett's microweiner down a Sarlacc Pit

[Shampoodler 1489]

I wish I never thought of this because in all honesty the realization that storm troopers have identical genitalia is going to effect how I watch classic SW moving forward.