They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.

[Dead_Armadillos 60]

Now, I might consider it for a European swallow.

[Benicio Del Bore-O 132]

Well, this has about as much chance as any of my catchphrases.

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

It's not that kind of show.

[Dead_Armadillos 60]

Thanks Benicio Del Bore-o. Sad to hear you're retiring from the catchphrase game.

[Dead_Armadillos 60]

I think this is still my favorite submission to date.

[Dead_Armadillos 60]

Seriously, I shared this catchphrase with my Mom on a road trip and she laughed so hard that she farted.