Episode 9 — Fast Five

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Fast Five might be a critical success, a million dollar blockbuster, and an "event in cinema" (Vin's words, not ours) but that doesn't make it immune to criticism. Paul, June, Jason, and Adam Scott discuss the inexplicably magical jewelry, unnecessary characters, and chronological confusion that lay beneath an otherwise incredible action flick. If you haven't seen Fast Five yet, stay until the very end for a surprise celebrity cameo (no, not Perd Hapley). Join us on Facebook while you wait for our next movie announcement.

[Tobolski 0]

Are you retarded? Two VW Jettas tow the vault? A Jetta looks nothing like that, is FRONT WHEEL DRIVE and therefore couldn't SMOKE THE REAR TIRES! Those are nw Chargers. Highly modified Chargers. Easily over 500 foot pounds of torque a piece. I still don't know that they could tow the vault, but jesus christ a Jetta isn't even plausible. Not to mention, who the fuck would put a Jetta in a movie that is basically car porn?

/rant over

[Jettaboy5000 0]

"Not to mention, who the fuck would put a Jetta in a movie that is basically car porn?"

Hey Chris! From the original Fast and the Furious

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9177/1995volkswagenjettadd6.jpg

/just sayin'

[PatrickJones 1]

Who's driving the third car? In the opening sequence when they flip the bus there are 3 cars. Paul Walker driving lead, Brewster driving a Honda - and a third car that apparently has no driver and just stays behind the bus. Then, the only 3 people wanted for the crime are Diesel, Walker, and Brewster. No mention of a third car. Was it just someone that happended to be on the highway? Why was the third car even there? Amazing.

[Lando 2019]

This movie should have been called "Diesel's Eleven"

[JustinL 216]

I think the Fast & Furious movies are the male equivalent of the Twilight series.

[IMAHUGEHDTGMFAN 1837]

Who's driving the third car? In the opening sequence when they flip the bus there are 3 cars. Paul Walker driving lead, Brewster driving a Honda - and a third car that apparently has no driver and just stays behind the bus. Then, the only 3 people wanted for the crime are Diesel, Walker, and Brewster. No mention of a third car. Was it just someone that happended to be on the highway? Why was the third car even there? Amazing.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im9WfZElFkw

 

In the final scene from the 4th F&F film we see that Tego Calderon and Don Omar drive the third car... They have cameos at the begining and end of "Fast and Furious"