Episode 298 - Public Frenemy

[Kevin Bartelt 87]

Actress Illeana Douglas describes her memoir, "I Blame Dennis Hopper," to Randy and Jason. She recounts living in a commune full of hippies as a child and the impact of "Easy Rider" on her life and career. Later, the Sklars bring some Quick Hits of someone who shouldn't be talking about boxing and a baseball player busting his belt from such a hard swing. Plus, Randy and Jason call Steven Seagal who talks about checking his email at the library and what he did on his birthday.

[OrigamiMami 395]

Whoa, Pete Rose is a triggerword. How about this for Pete Rose, the day after he passes away, induct him into the HOF? I have no problem with that.

How about this for any-and-all Hall of Famers, when a person who has already been inducted into a HOF screws up (looking at you Warren Sapp), you take their bust off display and put it in an unlit utility closet (the place where mops and crap are stored) and you leave it for a few years. Visitors don't get to see it. If the janitor wants to take a selfie with the bust while pressing his penis to the forehead of the statue - have at it. It captures the best interest of all involved.

The player gets to continue to say that he is in the HOF, even though his bus is stored in the shame shack.

The HOF no longer has to do the dance around the sore spot, they show that they are maintaining the integrity of the true hall of famers that know how to act like good people.

And visitors can get a picture taken with the janitor who pressed his penis to the forehead of Warren Sapp's bust.

[Kickpuncher 5012]

Jose Oquendo's utility closet can't be sullied by such unsavory characters.

 

The explanation for the Pete Rose JFK ball is disappointingly simple - He's a such a shameless money grubber that he'll sign anything you ask him to for the right price.