The Bridge On The River Kwai vs. Lawrence Of Arabia

[Marsellus_H 118]

You like war epics? You like Alec Guiness? You like to blow up shit in exotic environments? I've got the right stuff for you. Let's waste 6 hours and 23 minutes of everybody's life to discuss which David Lean production does it best: Which film is better in representing the struggle of war as well as mid-century values and the golden age of production companies? I think we all agree that there only can be one! Gentlemen (and Ladies, although both films are pretty much saussage fests), the fight is on - literally!

[Doah 6]

Not into this one. I love them both too much. They both should be.

[Marsellus_H 118]

Not into this one. I love them both too much. They both should be.

The trick, Doah, is not minding that it hurts.

[Doah 6]

Fine, we do a versus.

 

It is written.

[Marsellus_H 118]

Gotcha.