I am so proud of myself. You see, I saw this homeless cat outside the theatre on our way in for the show tonight. It was looking for a good home and I

[The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov 2]

I am so proud of myself. You see, I saw this homeless cat outside the theatre on our way in for the show tonight. It was looking for a good home and I remembered my Mom saying she wanted a pet. So I did the best thing anyone could've done for that cat. I trapped it, wrapped it in bubble wrap and shipped it to my Mom in a box...the size of a mini-fridge. Where was I? Oh yeah, buy Leesa mattresses. They'll be happy with that plug.