Austin! Capital of Texas, motherfuckers! Also home to your penis-wrinkle of a Governor, Greg Abbott, and hometown of former child actor Angus T. Jones

[The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov 2]

Austin! Capital of Texas, motherfuckers! Also home to your penis-wrinkle of a Governor, Greg Abbott, and hometown of former child actor Angus T. Jones...so...yeah, you can't win them all.