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Whoa boy is this movie awful. To paraphrase Jason re: Keanu Reeves, "if you're wondering if Keifer Sutherland has got the fuckin chops to be from England, he does not."

 

It has to be seen to be believed.

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What I found funny about this movie was that unlike Titanic, where the leads could have reasonably survived the ordeal, there was no way that the romantic leads of this movie were going to get a happily ever after in this situation.

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Honestly I'm totally on board with a movie about Pompeii, I can't believe it took so long for Hollywood to make this movie! But you're right, you totally know how this movie is going to end from minute one. Plus, the damsel in distress falls in love with Kit Harrington after she watches him break a horse's neck and then is instantly ready to give up everything for him. Like, I know Jon Snow is beautiful, but I'm not running away from my beautiful villa to make a new life with this blood-lusting slave.

 

I want them to do this movie SO. BAD.

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