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Pat Chaddams

Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili

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Space farts are known intergalactically as a whiff best served cold. As cold as the vacuum of space through which we drift in absolute solitude with nothing but our space suits to infinitely recirculate the odor until our finite supply of oxygen depletes at last. It's a shame that insanity often precedes this.

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