I've heard a strumpet play the trumpet, but I've never heard anyone say, "Hump it!" about a crumpet. Except for Ian. He's kind of a creep.

[ChazFremontIII 56]

I've heard a strumpet play the trumpet, but I've never heard anyone say, "Hump it!" when referring to a crumpet. Except for Ian. He's kind of a creep.