Episode 16.5 — Minisode 17

[Walker1326655056 0]

"They came for...our brains? Wh...what?"
"Just die already."
"The lengths people will go to for a miscarriage."

[Patrickb 0]

"Don't look up the reviews"
"Don't walk out.... please"
"It's like that movie with Will Smith, only with Eric Balfour instead"

[DaveyHerm 0]

Don't Look Up John Waters, Eric Balfour has ripped off your gay pencil thin mustache look.

[Janet Chisholm 0]

"SKYLINE - who doesn't want to see Scottie Thompson get raped by a giant rubber squid?"

"Look into the light ... it's better than watching the movie."

"Look up at your iPhone instead of ... SKYLINE!"

"SKYLINE - using even more blue symbolism than I KNOW WHO KILLED ME."

"SKYLINE - the ending makes about as much sense as Eric Balfour's tattoos."

[wiseaufilms 0]

Skyline: The thrilling first installment of the Alien Condo Wars trilogy.

Skyline: Lower the blinds. Raise the roof.

[Walker1326655056 0]

"Guns won't help you. Only cinder-blocks can."

[FreelanceSpy 0]

Dyson Vacuum presents Skyline. The Alien invasion movie with the proper amount of suction.

[esophagus 7]

SKYLINE: Your least favorite actors from all of your favorite properties.
SKYLINE: Because other alien movies were too exciting.
SKYLINE: We killed Donald Faison.

[Holzmiento 0]

Tagline: Look....just don't.

[KurtDunn 1]

Life lesson: Alien transformation is healthy if you take it in easy to manage steps.

[KurtDunn 1]

'Because watching competent people in end of the world scenarios is somehow boring.'

[Janet Chisholm 0]

"Critics rave: one of the top ten robotic-vagina movies of 2010!"

[ShitBarf 0]

• "Do you like bright blue lights? Boy howdy, do we ever have a movie for you!"
  
• "Don't worry, it's supposed to be confusing and vague!"
  
• "Close your eyes and tie yourself to a rock or a giant labia shaped tentacle monsters from outer space will melt your face off."
  
• "What's scarier than a tanning bed? A hungry sentient tanning bed from outer space!"
  
• "Don't you hate it when actors have good chemistry? So do we! And we made a movie!"
  

[TonyaAnjean 0]

"Run, don't walk to see this movie" - Satan

It's as if Independence Day was ganged raped by Cloverfield and Matrix: Revolutions. Horrible!

[ScrimpCanucci 0]

-"Don't look up the movie Skyline"
-"Don't look aliens"

[Grinch Snorgelthorpe 0]

Skyline - You're cool with snoring going on during the movie, right?
Skyline - Because a movie about aliens killing teenagers shouldn't be anywhere close to a hard R.
Skyline - If you like this next year you're going to FUCKING LOVE Fright Night!
Skyline - Self financed!
Skyline - You know what? You should probably just light twelve bucks on fire instead.
Skyline - Oh, no thanks. I think instead I'll have that eye removal surgery the kids are always talking about.
Skyline - You'll sit through the credits! Excuse me, sleep through the credits.

[Disgruntled Employee 0]

Don't look now but the Strauss Brothers just stole 1hr and 32min of your life

[riley 1]

Don't look at your watch. It's only been three minutes since the last time you checked.
Don't operate heavy machinery while watching this movie.

[Brandyn Brown 0]

Put down your axe pick up a cinder block put that down to use your fist

[Mingus Dew 0]

"Try not to throw up"

"If Skyline was your child, you might have killed it by now"

"A movie about the power of loud noises"

[Jay Paz 0]

Skyline- 9-0-2-Ghetto!

[eardrumNbass 0]

Skyline: What do you get when you cast a poor man's Adrien Brody alongside a poor man's Will Smith? Aaaannnd...you already don't care
Skyline: When the aliens come, the D-Bags will die first
Skyline: We're really hoping you'll confuse this with almost any other aliens-attack movie
Skyline: It's get-high time...trust us
Skyline: JJ Abrams had an idea like this once...and then he thought 'But why?'
Skyline: The project that finally killed Donald Faison's film 'career' (You're welcome)
Skyline: There's a sequel in the works. We're serious - we're not done fucking this up.

[jared k. watson 0]

DO look up...anything else on NetFlix

[AgentOrange 9]

Wow I just watched this last night. It has the strangest ending I've ever seen. This was shockingly bad.

[cagefan 2]

"Now with more concerned looks, blue lights and vaginas dentata!"