There once was a man from Old Seifert. A cannon he found meant for tee shirts. He played with the gun, and while he had fun, he was surprised at ...

[ChazFremontIII 56]

There once was a man from Old Seifert

A cannon he found meant for tshirts

He played with the gun

And while he had fun

He was surprised at how much his wee-wee hurt