Max Steel (2016)

[Bae of Pigs 15]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf4sa0BVJVw

 

This one hits a lot of "cinematic failure" check boxes. It's based on a Mattel toy, it lost $8 million, and it maintains a flawless 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. A lot of bad choices went into this.

 

Initially, Taylor Lautner was up for the lead, but left due to his commitments to the Stretch Armstrong film. Thankfully, Maria Bello and Andy Garcia weren't up to anything else?

 

This is a lukewarm slurry of Twilight, Iron Man, and....uh...Flight of the Navigator?

[Kream15 11]

I used to watch the first animated series in the early 2000s, and had no idea they made a live action movie until I saw it in netflix.

Ruined, everything I like gets ruined