The man, looking at his flab, prayed to god for washboard abs. Growing sad, getting up to grab his white flag...

[BonjaminJehnson 13]

The man, looking at his flab, prayed to god for washboard abs. Growing sad, getting up to grab his white flag, who walked in but Six Pack Brad ready to suck the sorrow out of the sad sack's bag.

 

Probably my worst submission, but I will hook you all on intrigue for how it ends. BAIT AND SWITCH!i

[BonjaminJehnson 13]

Scott nicknames(some of these might've been done): Spaniel Cockerman, Sony Walkerman, Internet Talkermam, Watch Jawanaman, Schnapps Spokesman, Crotch Gawkerman, Top Laundromat (reaching), Wrong Numberman, Shock Jockerman, Fake Letterman, Crop Topperman, Pop Lockerman