I was joking about having coffee with Lauren Lapkus of course. I mean, have you seen her eyes? They belong in a museum not sitting across from me.

[Justa Punn 11]

We don't have to get coffee. We can get dressed in prom outfits, hold hands and run across a rainy football field in slow motion while the last two minutes of Graveyard Girl plays on a loop and pretend we're in the end credits of a Molly Ringwald film.