My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R I name each thing I eat, cause I'm C-R-A-Z-Y

[BonjaminJehnson 13]

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

I name each thing I eat, cause I'm C-R-A-Z-Y

I give them families too, although none get out alive

And when I sing this song it surely makes my mother cry