this jape of a televised show concept'll knock the literal shit out of your literal assholes: 'The Back-Cellar' *makes ahem sound*

[KrangkaDelic 458]

9 pieces of shit slobber over each other in compaytitionne for access to the sex organs of a right arsehole

 

 

*now makes titter noise and retreats*

 

*diminishing titter noises*

 

*diminishing hope*