DaltonMaltz 1119 Posted July 20, 2017 Chad Carter, Ian Roberts, and Sean Conroy join Matt Besser to celebrate 300 episodes on this week’s improv4humans! They perform scenes about a variety show performer with terrorist inclinations, President Martin Van Buren’s upbringing as a bubble boy, and dating someone who speaks like a James Joyce book. Plus, we witness the final round of cuts for the Safety Patrol, and a struggling ice cream franchise promotes itself with fancy napkins.   300 - Chad Carter, Sean Conroy, Ian Roberts  (1:45 - 8:40) Intro Story - The origin of the “humons” - A faux-intellectual gets his girlfriend stolen at a party  (8:47 - 15:18) Twitter Suggestion - Trampoline - Variety show writer tries to incorporate terrorism into the show  (18:00 - 25:39) Question from Listener - “What is something you insisted to others you were right about, only to discover later that you were wrong?” - Making a surefire bet about an obscure president/Martin Van Buren grows up in a box  (25:47 - 32:37) Question from Listener - “What is something you’ve totally bullshitted your way through and got away with?” - A zoo mascot focuses on teaching kids how to prospect  (34:04 - 49:04) Letters from Grandma - The note that grandma told her daughter to keep - A shop owner sends anyone who associates with minorities through the back door  (49:07 - 57:07) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Racist on trial used defense of being uneducated - Murder defendant cites lack of algebra knowledge as defense in court  (58:15 - 1:06:59) Letters from Matt Besser’s Dead Dad - Ulysses quote - Taking the next step in your relationship with someone who speaks with James Joyce-esque vernacular  (1:07:06 - 1:15:28) Let’s Talk Some More About That - The Safety Patrol - The final round of cuts for the safety patrol gets contentious  (1:15:35 - 1:22:42) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Ian’s bad boy scout experience - New scoutmaster encourages scouts to punch each other in the face  (1:24:38 - 1:36:16) Intro Story - Brett brings out the cake - Nel’s ice cream store tries to pull in customers with nice napkins 1 Share this post Link to post
Shampoodler 1489 Posted July 20, 2017 Congrats on the milestone. Great ep. Share this post Link to post
FaceLikeThunder 2114 Posted July 20, 2017 Happy 300th Besser!! Â where that cake tho 1 Share this post Link to post
Trurl 38 Posted July 20, 2017 Excellent ep, podcast has been invaluable and crazy consistent. Now excuse me while I go down a Phillip K Dick-hole. 1 Share this post Link to post
tittefan420 5 Posted July 25, 2017 Ian takes it to another level. Whenever an episode has Ian or Andy Daly, I get so excited! 1 Share this post Link to post