Growing up, I knew this girl named Dorkus, who sadly had an unfortunate personality to match. Even worse, there was no "She's All That" style transfor

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Growing up, I knew this girl named Dorkus, who sadly had an unfortunate personality to match. Even worse, there was no "She's All That" style transformation to save her. Not then, not now, not ever.