BonjaminJehnson 13 Posted August 14, 2017 A guy walks into a suspender store and says to the clerk, "Good sir, could you put together an assorted box of your best horizontal half-belts?"  The clerk who had been standing on the store counter fitting a rope to the ceiling fan directly overhead, burst out, "SON! Can't you see there's more falling down around here besides your jeans? Can't you see this country is sinking like a toddler into a beanbag chair? The damage has been done. The gears have been set in motion, and its momentum is irreversible!"  The man chews on the idea that the world may not be the best possible version of what it could be for the first time, like it was a piece of double mint gum.  The clerk sternly looks into the distance for miles until his eyes can't see finer details and his mind's eye is left to imagine what comes next, "I don't know when the world went and got itself in such a damn hurry…"  Le Fin Share this post Link to post
