My landlord says he hates the theater but for some reason I have to produce Rent a dozen times a year

[Bronson Magnifico 83]

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[Dale Cooper Black 340]

Magnifico! For a split second I thought a different user had written this one, but then I read your name and the world made sense again.

[Call Waiting for Godot 169]

Mine says he hates Cats, but that didn't stop me from going to space in a trashcan.

[Bronson Magnifico 83]

Aww shucks, thanks DCB