Pure Guava 325 Posted March 5, 2018 Let me set the scene for you: Earwolf studios, executive boardroom, Jason Mantzoukas is trying to take over Comedy Bang Bang by pitching a new, more risqué, Howard Stern-esque show with nude 19 year old girls while Scott is holding his ground the best he can: I'm not going away I'm Scott! I'm not going away I'm Scott! Hey yo, I'm just Bang-Bangin' comedy I'm young-ish, dress snappy and hung wee And I'm not going away I'm Scott! I'm gonna discuss that dripping milk to bring knowledge I prob'ly should talk some tang, so fans don't admonish Why let the people hear I-Brain but sex was abolished It's not that kind of show? We heard But every existing ban I will demolish! Like allowing female guests in the buff, webcams of all their holes Trying to reach my pole. With my power of speech: Eat the peach I'm able Age nineteen guests, no older These Hollywood streets get colder, I'll hold her Ev'ry runaway, ev'ry teen with a disadvantage I ask my manager to make her clothes vanish They walk these streets famished The plan for fans is a dating game But damn I want the girls to only call my name I am the J-A-S-O-N-M-A-N-T-Z-O-U-K-A-S END ACT ONE TO BE CONTINUED Share this post Link to post
