Pure Guava 325 Posted May 25, 2018 Gary, Indiana? That guy is a real banana brain. Tell him Frankie Utah is looking for him and no, I don't have change for a dollar, ya' gosh darn nitwit. Share this post Link to post
Pure Guava 325 Posted May 25, 2018 I'm trying out this new "Wholesome Catchphrases" board game I found inside the whale I accidentally knocked out cold when I peed in the ocean. And,no, I'm not referencing my famously huge donga-lingo everyone is constantly asking to see or touch and no you cannot do either. I knocked that blowhole blowhard out because my pee was approximately 32% pure methamphetamine, 13% gasoline, and 55% fleeing the scene...as in, I better scram before the whale police follow my three footprints (2 feet and a miniature valley between them like this ............0 I ............. ............. I............... ......................I0.............. ....................0I................. ......................I0............ Â ....................0I.............. ......................I.0................ ....................0I................ ......................I0............. Â psssst....over here..... Â Â Â yeah you...... Â $5.oo to look at it $10.00 to touch it $500 to fuck a whale's blowhole with it $5,000 for an autographed copy of it $50,000 to adopt it but you can't name it something stupid Share this post Link to post
