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Gary, Indiana? That guy is a real banana brain. Tell him Johnny Colorado is looking for him & no, I don't have change for a dollar, ya' nitwit

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Gary, Indiana? That guy is a real banana brain. Tell him Frankie Utah is looking for him and no, I don't have change for a dollar, ya' gosh darn nitwit.

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I'm trying out this new "Wholesome Catchphrases" board game I found inside the whale I accidentally knocked out cold when I peed in the ocean. And,no, I'm not referencing my famously huge donga-lingo everyone is constantly asking to see or touch and no you cannot do either. I knocked that blowhole blowhard out because my pee was approximately 32% pure methamphetamine, 13% gasoline, and 55% fleeing the scene...as in, I better scram before the whale police follow my three footprints (2 feet and a miniature valley between them like this ............0 I .............

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psssst....over here.....

 

 

 

yeah you......

 

$5.oo to look at it

$10.00 to touch it

$500 to fuck a whale's blowhole with it

$5,000 for an autographed copy of it

$50,000 to adopt it but you can't name it something stupid

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