Y'all know what'd happen if I yelled "Heeeey Buttcheeks!" across the parking lot? It'd start a war.

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My high school vice principal said this to me and my buddies once in his office. He was really pissed off and not at all joking. I forget the context beyond knowing that no one in fact had yelled Heeeey Buttcheeks anywhere. Weird dude.