How many carry-ons could Jim Carrey carry-on if Jim Carrey could carry carry-ons?

[ShatteusPantswellTheTurd 4]

By: King Shat of Turd Island, dictated not red (this is not part of the thing, this is a whole other thing, made necessary by what I would call a firable oversight in the design of this website. Whoever’s responsible should pay with their job.)