Runaway Bride? More like runaway thank you-for-saving-me-years-of-grief-from-a-woman-who-will-tear-my-heart-out-and-stomp-on-it-until-I'm-just-a-sad-pathetic-shell-of-a-person-who-finds-living-day-in-and-day-out-now-utter-torture-why-is-God-punishing-me-w

[Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie 0]

Runaway Bride? More like runaway thank you-for-saving-me-years-of-grief-from-a-woman-who-will-tear-my-heart-out-and-stomp-on-it-until-I'm-just-a-sad-pathetic-shell-of-a-person-who-finds-living-day-in-and-day-out-now-utter-torture-why-is-God-punishing-me-was-I-a-Hitler-Youth-in-my-past-life-or-something-please-sweet-Lord-why-have-you-forsaken-me Bride...I miss her so much.