jchartier 0 Posted March 6, 2012 From the mind behind The Sterile Cuckoo and The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek Part II, comes THE NORSEMAN, the story of viking who conquers lands while wearing a Tim Burton helmet, a Zoro mask, a Burt Reynolds mustache, and a bad accent. (Note: apparently, Norse is not pronounced nor-s, but instead is nor-z. Who knew?) Â With such hard-hitting lines like "the day I turn my sail and hide from a new enemy is when I will become like a woman in my homeland", read as if on a drunk USS Nimitz, who can deny this cinematic catastrophe masterpiece? Â You'll be amazed and left wondering, why does the wizard have a hump? and how many times can they use this same running sequence? Such magic is this film! Â More entertaining than Birdemic but not as subtle as Krull, The Norseman is a must watch for How Did This Get Made. Â Behold the magnificence of the movie poster [on IMBD] and tremble! Share this post Link to post
wyldride 285 Posted May 24, 2012 The ways of a wizard are beyond all understanding! Share this post Link to post
