Pervert Alert! Dirty Bert Pert squirted his dessert on the miniskirt of turret expert Birdy McQuirt, while a bit of a flirt, doesn't excuse the overt hurt Bert Pert did exert on McQuirt's skirt.

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Pervert Alert! Dirty Bert Pert squirted his dessert on the miniskirt of turret expert Birdy McQuirt, while a bit of a flirt, doesn't excuse the overt hurt Bert Pert did exert on McQuirt's skirt.