Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball, however the rules clearly state that only students with a GPA above 2.0 may play for this middle school team and your dog does not qualify by those metrics, please remove him from the court.

[JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter 1]

Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball, however the rules clearly state that only students with a GPA above 2.0 may play for this middle school team and your dog does not qualify by those metrics,  please remove him from the court.