“It was Mario with a wrench in the castle,” said Toadstool PI. “Luigi linguine spattered the walls and Yoshi was rotten and chopped up like week-old sashimi. Princess says he was hopped up on star power. All for a brick of 10 gold coins. Senseless.”

[Bruce the Hygienic Fart 1]

“It was Mario with a wrench in the castle,” said Toadstool PI. “Luigi linguine spattered the walls and Yoshi was rotten and chopped up like week-old sashimi. Princess says he was hopped up on star power. All for a brick of 10 gold coins. Senseless.”