Sorry, mom. I can't talk right now. Matlock is coming on and I'm in the middle of having sex with my wife. Yes, we're doing it doggy style. Bye, mom.

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Sorry, mom. I can't talk right now. Matlock is coming on and I'm in the middle of having sex with my wife.  Yes, we're doing it doggy style. Bye, mom.