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madraptorman

Help, I've farted and I can't get up!

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In Batman Hell, here's no eyeliner and you're poor.

 

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"Snails" is actually spelled backwards.

 

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Every time a tweet is made, a penguin gets its wings.

 

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I am the Lord of Battered Bones, the Bringer of the Broken Peace. The Frog Handler of Pasadena.

 

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If you're looking for some kind of...humorous death ray, you've come to the wrong place!

 

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In space, no one can hear you queef.

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