There once was a man from Spokane, who messed up while trying to tan. He swallowed some aloe, oh boy he looks sallow, and now he is stuck on the can.

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There once was a man from Spokane, who messed up while trying to tan. He swallowed some aloe, oh boy he looks sallow, and now he is stuck on the can.