Who had two thumbs and used them as a scale on which to rate the quality of motion pictures? Siskel and Ebert. Who has two thumbs and is currently using them to point at his own face? This guy!

[CBB Presents: Butt-gina 0]

Who had two thumbs and used them as a scale on which to rate the quality of motion pictures?  Siskel and Ebert.  Who has two thumbs and is currently using them to point at his own face?  This guy!