Quick! Shut the front window, lock the back door, Gather round near and far, old and young, rich or poor, Hot Saucerman’s back! No, not on tour, 2020 didn’t allow such a thing to occur, It’s been quite a while, to be sure, ...

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Quick! Shut the front window, lock the back door,
Gather round near and far, old and young, rich or poor,
Hot Saucerman’s back! No, not on tour,
2020 didn’t allow such a thing to occur,
It’s been quite a while, to be sure,
But he’s brought his funny friends and there’s laughter in store,
There’ll be no-no’s, and sclusies, and characs galore,
So invert that dull frown but don’t ask what for,
It’s a Hollywood fact: we’ll soon be saying heynong man, once more.