GlennRauch 0 Posted August 23, 2012 Welcome to Comedy Bang-Bang! I'm your boat, Sconce Oscarman and I like candy! This week's catchphrase "I'm your boat, Sconce Oscarman and I like candy!" was posted to the Earwolf forums by Glenn Rauch from New York, thank you Glenn. Now before I bring in the guest today, I want to let everybody, everybody know... Excuse me. <clear throat> I want to let everybody know that I am the host of this show, and even though I let the listeners send in their little catchphrases and bullshit like that, I am the one who decides what gets said on this show. So I want to make it very clear that what I am about to say I what I absolutely 100% TRULY mean. I, Scott Aukerman, intend to hunt and kill my guests on the show for sport later this evening. First, we're going to record a lovely comedy program, we'll tell some jokes and enjoy each other's company. We're going to get to know each other a little bit, have a great time. But as soon as we're done recording, my associate Javier is waiting outside that door with a tranquilizer gun, and the guests will be heavily sedated and flown to my private island where they will be released into the jungle primeval, and myself and several of my other podcasting friends will hunt them for sport. Maron's gonna be there. Pardo. It's going to be a blast. Not for the guests though. They'll be killed. It's the most dangerous game, bitches. Share this post Link to post
