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FancyDuke

Have you ever had a fever while you're tryna catch a beaver?

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Have you ever had a fever while you're tryna catch a beaver? Momma told me just to leave 'er but the pain was a deceiver. So I didn't quite believe 'er as I hunted for the beaver.

Mud and sweat stuck to my cleaver, but I still could not retrieve 'er. When I dove into the river, only then did I perceive 'er, hidden in her water lodge was the little furry weaver.

I swung my blade, she slapped her tail, and I was the receiver. Now my face is swole, my temp's still high and I never caught that beaver.

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