If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.

[Call Waiting for Godot 169]

[Facelist 26]

I shouldn't like this but I do.

[Call Waiting for Godot 169]

And that, my friend, has been the key to my dating life. 

[Facelist 26]

Well fuck me if that ain't the truth

[Facelist 26]

Wait. Is this an episode of "Are we about to fuck?"