Bark bark I'm a talking dog, now listen to my podcast

[Smozi 24]

Got a few more too:

 

"Did somebody say Comedy Bang Bang? No? Tough shit!"

"Welcome to Womp up the Jamz, I'm your guest host Mott Skokerman."

"I may be funny but at least I'm handsome."

"Honk if you're horny."

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of... fun?!?!? Where the hell is my booze!"

"I have no mouth yet I must podcast."

"Help, I'm trapped in a catchphrase factory and am receiving excellent pay and benefits."

"Batten down the hatches, there's a comedy storm brewing."

"Butt farts are the funny farts."

"I'm here to tell jokes and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of jokes."

"Oh shit... oh shit oh shit oh shit oh my fucking god shit shit shit shit."

 

Whew!