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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I love it when a plan comes together. Did I say "a plan"? I meant "the young couple across the street".

    By Edward James Almost,
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  2. WTF with Marc Maron is not a funny podcast

    By JacobCrites,
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    • 732 views

  3. You, me and Dupree know that "You, Me and Dupree" is based on Jermaine Dupri, but Dupree don't know that you and me know about Jermaine Dupri.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. never count your chickens...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Candy-corn-flavored corn in cans shaped like colossal candy corns? 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Corn Y Carnitos Gorditos Locos Supremos con Guillermos del Toros? Esta acceptablos.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I got a fever, and the only cure is more corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Look, you're big, you're fat, you're Greek and you're getting married. The world needs to hear your story!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 395 views

  9. What's the plan, nong man?

    By Smozi,
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  10. Hot to trot hottentot bought fraught tater tot, wrought naught save a tot dot

    By Smozi,
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  11. If I had known I would be beside myself today I wouldn't have worn this 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt

    By Smozi,
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    • 436 views

  12. The thing to remember when exploring alternate dimensions is that they are all based on the metric system.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. My cat thinks outside the box, or at least she shits there anyway

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. What JRR Tolkien failed to mention is that the hobbits had to take big dumps after each breakfast.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. The poppy seeds on the paper indicate that yesterday's breakfast just brexited

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  16. They say poison is a woman's weapon, I say it's a washed-up hair-metal band from the 80's. Agree with me or I'll poison you, woman.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 339 views

  17. Yo momma's catchphrase is so bad, Carlos Mencia returned it unopened

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Why? Because fuck your 2-for-1 Pizza Factory coupon, that's why

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Brobots before Hobots

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 393 views

  20. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner... More drinks! You're in the beverage district, baby!

    By Pat Chaddams,   
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  21. FYI Doctor, it's a bit confusing when you shout "Abort! Abort!" in the middle of an abortion procedure

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. I can't figure out if Miss Piggy gave me a blow job or Frank Oz gave me a hand job

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 488 views

  23. Did somebody say, "Fuck the Muppets"??

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 396 views

  24. A penny saved is a penny earned is a penny melted down into a race of copper super-robots hellbent on the destruction of mankind

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 380 views

  25. Bacon bookmarks will turn your pages greasy and attract stray animals but hey, you only live once you fat piece of shit

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 368 views
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