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SideofMcG

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  1. Despite all my rage I am still just a wig on Nic Cage.
  2. Who's going to heist the Oscars this year? Cue Ocean's Eleven music....
  3. Snubs and Flubs? More like snobs and knobs? AMIRIGHT PEOPLE????
  4. Shelley Do Val. Ok Shelly now do Michael. Ok Shelly now do Christian. Wow - Shelley can do impressions of all the Batmans!
  5. If the glove don't acquit then we'll have a fit. And also we should probably wonder how an item of clothing rose to the rank of judge in the first place.
  6. When in Rome, eat a Romantic.
  7. Creepy Nice Guy wants you to know he'd never treat you bad and he loved that photo of you at your cousin's wedding from five years ago.
  8. Shite from a height on a kite. Are you coming over to my place tonight?
  9. I have a gun. Put five hundred in unmarked bills in the bag and nobody gets hurt. No, that's the wrong side. The catchphrase is on the other side. Stop reading this out! It's for a personal project! You just can't get good help these days.
  10. No catchphrase this week. Thanks Brexit.
  11. I'm a metallurgist and iron dealer. I both smelt it and dealt it.
  12. Throw me that dice, not once but thrice. It's time for fired rice, served up with pickled mice.
  13. If you kidnap a kid napping you get a Tautology Prize. And 10 years.
  14. Memetown, summer in the city. Back of your neck, taking selfies, feeling pretty.
  15. Get your accountant name by becoming employed as an accountant and introducing yourself to your colleagues.
  16. Tedious Socialites are known as Zaza Gabores.
  17. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Fluffalo Fluffalo Huffalo Huffalo. I'm sorry I'm afraid I don't read Harry Potter.
  18. Ewe Talking Hugh Too, Tomei?
  19. Chilling like Bob Dylan will take on a whole new meaning after he's cryogenically frozen next April.
  20. Time and Tide Pods wait for no man.
  21. Hilarious. These guys are so good. That is all.
  22. Can we get a spinoff podcast where Paul just tells stories from his bizarre childhood please? Scheer Tales. Like and Subscribe.
  23. Well Happy Christmas to me!
  24. Stirring up trouble and letting it simmer. My recipe book is for those who are dimmer.
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