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Posts posted by SideofMcG
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Side effects may include listening to this podcast, death and taxes.
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One. Two. Three. Four. Why am I eating off the floor?
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It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it. And you're doing it wrong. A lot. So you're fired.
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Everybody has a book in them. I hate my job in the Library Emergency Room.
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Hands up who's forgotten it's casual racism Friday?
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My warchest is just like my regular chest but it has a bullet hole in it.
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Hump Day, Hump Week, Hump whatever you want but stay off my lawn you damn beatniks.
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The truth hurts. But does it hurt as much as this rock I'm about to smack you upside the head with? We find out after this short commercial break.
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My asshole is fighting with my nostrils. I'm staying out of it cause I don't care for Orifice Politics.
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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Sprinkle sugar on top and slide them up my thighs.
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I can't feel my toes. I can't blow my nose. I'm a discombobulated gas cloud, that's just the way it goes.
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If I wasn't meant to shove it up there then why did God appear in my dreams and tell me about the 2-for-1 lube sale happening at CVS?
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I'm grumpy every time I hear A E I O U. It's probably Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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If my voice is mocking then don't come a-knockin'. My confidence can't take it, I use sarcasm as a defence.
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Have you been involved in an accident at work? Then call 1800-ADULT DIAPERS now.
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If you can read this bumper sticker then you're literate. Congrazumulationsayes.
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Snackwise we got Pork Scratchings and for you foodies the less-popular Cow Itchings
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To everything turn, turn, turn, where d'ya want these ashes? Urn, urn, urn.
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The Davy Jones Index is where they trade Monkee stocks.
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Don't start never stoppin', Can't handle Pringles when they be poppin'
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If you shank it they will come. Prison sex is weird man.
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Please stand while I vibe out this week's catchphrase on my vintage theremin
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Hugh's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf. Fuckin' scaredy-cat.
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We're here for a funnel time, not a long ol' time. Hi and welcome to funnel time - the very short podcast for funnel owners and funnel lovers alike.
A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit.
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A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit.