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About SirDancelot

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  1. "You heard the fire alarm? I hardly know 'er alarm!"
  2. Life is like kicking a football, some bitch named Lucy is always gonna take it away
  3. I used to do accounting like it was my job...because it was
  4. There once was a man from Nantucket. There was nothing particularly unique or odd about him and he lived just like anyone else.
  5. Try the grey stuff, its delicious! Don't believe me? Well FUCK YOU
  6. It was the breast of times, it was the thirst of times? Charles Dickens sure had some weird fan fiction.
  7. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to dock your pay, if you want your check you'll have to find the ship i've hidden it on"
  8. I'm starting a spin-off called Brooklyn Wine-Wine, it's me and Andy Samberg drinking in the NBC parking lot
  9. I got a 20 year sentence, i'm sure gonna need to use a lot of commas.
  10. You've heard of arm candy, but i lap up fudge off my date's elbow and I'M not allowed back in Costco?
  11. I'm trying to save face like Hannibal Lecter with a to-go box.
  12. A Bill in the hand is worth two in the George Bush
  13. "I wonder how this will impact the DCEU, the Disney Channel Extended Universe"
  14. "Turn your head and cough, okay perfect! The doctor will see you now."
  15. If the only tool you have is an MC Hammer, every problem looks like you have bad taste in music