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Episode 3 — Guided Meditation


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#1 Douglas Sadler

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 11:06 PM

Bob has recently discovered the relaxation and self-realization possible through guided meditations. Join Bob on this, his first of many attempts at nirvana.



#2 Julia Hays

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 02:03 AM

My bear was a Berenstain Bear.



#3 Vasectomist

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 04:04 AM

I imagined a 'mama bear' with glasses an a pony tail.

PS - Isn't it poignant that the first transcendental episode lasts 3,14 seconds. Bob is in touch with the hidden world!



#4 DubipR

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 06:00 AM

Another life changing episode from Bob!
Was I the only one that imagined that the bear was a polar bear from the Coke ads? Guzzling a nice cool cola from a glass bottle and then tearing into my belly to sustain life.... ah, zen.



#5 Gus

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 08:12 AM

I've listened to this 3 times already this morning. Absolutely hilarious. I imagined Bear Grylls.



#6 bob1326657675

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 10:09 AM

I imagined Justin Timberlake creepily voicing a creepily animated Boo-Boo Bear.



#7 bob1326657675

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 10:10 AM




#8 Dan

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 07:01 AM

My bear escaped from a Russian circus. He had roller-skates on.



#9 Michael Flynn

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:20 PM

I imagined a large, hairy gay man.



#10 Johnny Unusual

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 08:47 PM

This one is still fuckin' amazing. Please come back soon, Bob.
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